Men of the world; I sincerely want to ask you one question. What the hell are you thinking?!
They ask you how you are and they can almost immediately turn your response into something sexual?! It’s like:
Boy: “Hi, how are you”
You: “Yeah, I’m good – just hungry”
Boy: “I bet you are”
LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! I told two guys who have been trying it on with me for a solid 10 months now that my grandad died and I’m not doing too good, and what response do I get? One guy just disappears only to pop up 2 weeks later basically asking if I’m over the emotional drama and the other thinks that this is the right moment to ask me out on a date which could lead onto a happy ending.
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU CREATURES?!
Now I’m not going to lie, I too sometimes just want sex, case in point, only the other day I feigned interest in a person’s life just to get my leg over BUT I have a certain amount of decency in that I wouldn’t actively pester a guy for sex if someone in his family just DIED?! Nor would I think that, that was the best moment to ask them out for a drink?! Do men literally think every time a woman speaks to them it’s an opening to get their dick sucked?
You: “Oh I’ve just lost my right arm in a tragic rollerblading accident so I’m not doing too well atm”
Boy: “Oh no, I’m sorry to hear that…your mouth still works though right?”
See, I’d have more respect for these cretins if they just came out with it and said: “Shrina, you know what – you’re hot and I want to have sex. I don’t particularly want to date or be in a relationship. I just want to have some fun – no strings attached.” At least you’re being honest about your intentions and there’s no facade. I hate all that shit – in fact the more honest you are the more likely it is that I’ll give you the time of day, BUT and let me be clear on this, DO NOT message me after I’ve told you I’m not doing great asking me for sex or a date like being with you is all I need to “feel better”
Erm, no bitch, your dick does not hold the secret of happiness and me sitting on it or sucking it for that matter is not going to unleash that secret. If anything it’s going to unleash an ungodly mess a good 1 and a half minutes into us even getting into it.
So shut your fucking mouth, with the “I-just-wanna-date-you-and-take-you-nice-places-no-hidden-agenda” bullshit and be upfront and honest about who you are and what you want.
If you’re a fuckboy who wants a time pass and a blow job – fucking own it. At least it would be something different. And let’s be clear; I am always upfront with a guy about what I want. I tell them straight up, what I want there and then, I say: “I don’t want a relationship, I don’t want to date you, I just want to have sex cos I have needs & then you need to go”
Call me a messed up slut if you want but at least I’m owning it and being upfront. And!! I bet you I get laid ten times quicker than you do without all the drama that comes with it!
Of course this now leads on to how if a girl acts how I do she is a massive hoe bag but if a guy does, that’s just a guy being a guy.
I have not got the time nor the energy to go into that one right now. Let me wolf down my McDonald’s and get back to you..