Just once I’d like to get up in the morning and not be crippled with anxiety Can that be arranged?! When I die and get up “There”, I’m going to be giving the Man/Woman/Floating Orb a sharp telling off, unless I’m going to Hell then this is right on the money.
They say that to make sure you really want something The Universe will throw up all sorts of roadblocks and disasters to try and deter you.. Do you what I say to that? Bring. It. On.
2017. What can I say?
Christmas 2017 : 1) Inappropriate feelings towards the festivities? Check 2) Inexplicable sadness followed by lots of guilt? Check 3) A fuck load of food & drink? Double check
Another year is slowly coming to an end and you guys know what that means? Bring on the “Christmas Cheer” bullshit.
That I’m losing my battle with my diagnosis.
Them: “You just need to cheer up” Me: “And you just need a blow dart to the crotch but that isn’t feasible either..”
I have no words which isn’t ideal for a blogger so I’m uploading a video instead… I uploaded it in two parts because I was SO excited and ended up shooting this titbit (I googled that word A LOT and yes, it is a word and no, I didn’t spell it wrong) on my IPhone, […]
THIS IS GOING TO BE A SOPPY ONE! Tissues at the ready – get your mind out of the gutter…
Look what I got up to guys!!!!